Trump and Clinton, separated at birth?

By Geoffrey Rowan

Maybe, but not that Clinton.  Donald Trump has an 18th-century doppelganger in George Clinton, a former New York governor and vice president. The engineered hair and jowly profile hint at the sameness of the two, but there are many other similarities.

In the French-Indian War (1754-1763), Clinton served as a privateer — a legal pirate.

In his time, Trump served as a bankrupt — a legal pirate.

Clinton was a member of the Democratic Republican Party.
Trump is a former Democrat, now a Republican who other Republicans wish was a Democrat.

In his detailed and engaging biography of Founding Father and modern Broadway star Alexander Hamilton, author Ron Chernow describes Clinton as a louche impediment to Hamilton’s nation-building efforts.

“Hamilton’s besetting fear was that American democracy would be spoiled by demagogues who would mouth populist shibboleths to conceal their despotism,” Chernow writes of Clinton.

“(Trump) is a demagogue, who seems to appeal to the lowest common denominator,” said Stephen Hawking, the brilliant English theoretical physicist and mathematician who Trump would likely mock for being paralyzed by ALS.

“(Hamilton) had come to believe that Clinton pandered to popular prejudice ‘especially when a new election approaches,’” says Chernow. He quotes Theodore Roosevelt, who said Clinton knew how to capitalize on the “cold, suspicious temper of small country freeholders” with their “narrow jealousies.”

“Something bad is happening,” says Trump, pandering to the prejudices of New Hampshire voters by casting suspicions on Muslims and mosques.

“Something really dangerous is going on,” he said, capitalizing on the cold, suspicious temper of small country freeholders” with their “narrow jealousies.”

“(Hamilton) found (Clinton) rude and petulant,” says Chernow.

“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass,” says Trump.

In Clinton’s case, “for all his aura of republican simplicity, Clinton was not the salt of the earth. He owned eight slaves and put together fortune in office.”

In Trump’s case, for all his’ says-what-he-means plain talk,’ he has proved adept at using the campaign to enrich himself and his interests. That includes paying more than $6 million from campaign funds to things that benefit him – fees for rallies and strategy sessions at Trump Tower in Manhattan, traveling on his private jet, staying in his Palm Beach resort, and buying Trump-branded water and wine at political events.

“… During most of his time in office, this pooh-bah of the people sported the pretentious title “His Excellency George Clinton, Esquire, the Governor General and Commander in Chief of all the militias, and Admiral of the Navy of the state of New York.”

Says Trump, “My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.” “I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”

Trump says he will build a wall to keep Mexicans out of the U.S.
Clinton was a wall that kept Vermont out of the U.S. at that time.

There are other similarities. Clinton’s grandfather was a supporter of William of Orange. Trump is orange. But there are also differences. Clinton was astute, and a war hero.

If there is some psychic inter-generational connection between Clinton and Trump, perhaps we can divine the road ahead in this year’s presidential race by looking to the past. Clinton challenged James Madison for the presidency in 1808, but he was outmaneuvered by Madison supporters at the nominating meeting. With divisions in the Republican Party over Trump, perhaps being outmaneuvered at the nominating convention will be another fate they share.

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Fellow Americans, are you in or are you out?

As an American living in Toronto, it’s painful to watch the too-frequent reports of mass shootings in my former homeland. The US and Canada have different founding stories, which may explain our different views on gun laws. But that was a very long time ago. Over more than two centuries, the U.S. has proved it’s a union that works. The Second Amendment is an escape clause that is no longer relevant.

This link is to an article by me on this subject, published in the Toronto Star.

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A Father’s Day Confession — The Seven Daddy Sins

By Geoffrey Rowan

For almost every father I’ve known, nothing brings more happiness than fatherhood. It feeds our souls in the face of inner devils, ambitions, victories, defeats and even the sports channel. On Fathers’ Day, it is we who are thankful – that we get to be fathers. Sure, bring on the ties, cologne and dog-eared books from the discount bin but even if the day passed unrecognized, we would feel we won life’s lottery.

That said, the way we feel may not always be reflected in the way we act. “I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions,” said the writer Augusten Burroughs. “Me too,” said I.

In the interests of coming clean, I freely confess to these seven deadly sins of my flawed fatherhood efforts – the seven daddy sins.

Sloth – As you always suspected, I was not sound asleep and unable to hear the baby crying. Sorry.
Lust – But I was awake enough for that.
Gluttony – Once you have developed a taste for gnawed, drool-coated teething-biscuit ends, you have lost any claim on dignity. Mac-and-cheese from the kitchen floor, baggies of stale Cheerios and crushed cheese sticks in every pocket, and who put Oreos and Fudgeos in the grocery cart? I did.
Pride – Thank god my kids are better than yours.
Envy – Why aren’t my kids as good as yours?
Anger – I literally had just fallen asleep when you decided to see who could hit the highest note the loudest.
Greed – I want to hang onto this forever. Don’t you dare grow up.

Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest, from one imperfect dad on behalf of compadres everywhere, thanks for every day, and happy Father’s Day.

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