Wouldn’t it be great to lose weight without giving up any of your delicious favourite foods or grunting and sweating through hours of tedious exercise? It turns out, the magic gateway to the slim and sexy you has been right under your nose all along.

That’s right. Now you can Talk Yourself Thin™ using the same pie hole that got you into this mess to begin with.

Using our patent-pending Talk Yourself Thin™ system, the pounds will float away on a breeze, like advice given to your kids.

How is this possible? It’s science. Exhaled breath is mainly made up of water. Heavy, heavy water. In addition to that, it contains more than 250 chemicals, and chemicals weigh a lot. Talk enough and you’ll blow those unwanted pounds right out of your system.

Want to drop a pound? Recite the Gettysburg Address out loud 16 times. Want to lose more? Explain Bitcoin to your dad, or “being woke” to your gran.

“But wait,” you say. You’ve been talking your whole life and you’ve still got enough spare blub to sculpt a handsome lard baby.

Well, sure you do. You’ve been talking all wrong.

Think about it. When do you talk? You go out for a gab over drinks and nachos with friends. You talk with family over meals. You conflab with coworkers over donuts and muffins. And, you’ve been inhaling the calories of everyone you talk with. In short, you have been keeping your body in balance.

The secret to the patent-pending Talk Yourself Thin™ system is long, pointless conversations with yourself. “But I’ll look crazy,” You say. Yes, crazy sexy.

Do you like eating? Do you like talking? Then you’ll love Talk Yourself Thin™.

Talk Yourself Thin™ was developed by Skinny Dreams Ltd. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and for all you know may be true. Not available in stores.